Roberto Flack Has Moved

So I get countless Myspace comments daily ranging from someone wanting me to buy their album to someone wanting me to vote for them on such and such's website for song of the week.
So today I get a comment that just killed me. Anyone lookin for a new/used car?

"2004 Corolla S, One owner, new tires, New brakes, 5 Speed Manual transmission. Highway miles, Ice cold A/C, Runs & drives great, Upgraded sound system, TRD shift knob, and customgrille, alarm, well maintained, still under factory extended warranty,No accidents, Great Gas Mileage, Car was purchased for a dependable way to get to school. This car runs very smooth and never gave me any issues. The Corolla has been the #1 selling car in the world for years. Tires and brakes have less than 1000 miles on them, they are brand new. 57230 miles. All highway driving .Exterior has a few nicks and dings, nothing major. Interior is in Excellent condition, looks brand new. $12,000 or best offer... serious inquires only!"

I'm waiting 'till I get a comment about a mail order bride for sale with leash included